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worldofkeana:

falsi:

this is my favorite gif and i did not expect this

Omfg I love this

ratchet-trolls:

t-angy:

t-angy:

what do random people drink from

a stRAWR xD

im in pain 

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  • angry customer demanding something unreasonable: I COME TO THIS STORE ALL THE TIME AND--
  • me: yes
  • me: i know
  • me: me too
  • me: because this is my job
  • me: i work here

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Pet Peeves, part 4: "OHH! I meant to say Mocha Frappe, not Iced Mocha! Oops!"

its-mcdonalds-life:

So I’m on Lane 2 today, and this woman order 2 large Iced Mochas. I asked if she wanted whole or non-fat milk and she says, "Let’s go non-fat." I assumed that she knew what she was asking for, so I finish taking the order to make the drinks.

Customer pulls up to the window. When the Presenter…

This kid was high as a kite and a dick to my coworkers in the drive thru recently. He came up to my window after paying for $35 or so of shit, including “two medium iced mochas”, this was ridiculous, hell I’ll give you the dialogue
Me: *trying to pass him his drinks*
Him: wait what the fuck is this?
Me: you ordered two medium iced mochas, these are them
Him: um no aren’t they supposed to be like frappes?
Me: no these are iced mochas, frappes are like frappes, did you want those instead?
Him: uh well yeah
Me: okay so mocha or caramel?
Him: caramel
(HE ORDERED MOCHA TO BEGIN WITH)
So I made them, there was no line or rush so I dealt with his shit
Me: handing them to him
Him: oh so i get these for free right?
Me: no
Him: but I-
Me: no you ordered iced mochas so you got them, then changed your mind so you get frappes instead, you paid for two, you get two.
Him: *floors it*

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meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

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squirrelofwednesday:

i love the xkit warnings on the mp3 downloader

like look at these

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And as I was screenshotting each of these, this little message popped up.

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sorry bro

so you DO want metallica to starve to death?

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sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

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genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: The Shagohod From Metal Gear Solid 3
Blue

basedgosh:

vvvvvv.turnblr.corn

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bridgemcgidge:

shercockandmycrotch:


everyone needs a waving snail on their blog

i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry

that comment
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