pizzaforpresident:

diaryoftheblackannefrank:


after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

omg

i love obama


I just came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

yessu:

there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure

100 awful things that customers do
100 awful things that customers do

mcdonaldshorrorstories:

I thought coming up with 100 things I hate that customers do would be hard. I knew I had a lot of reasons to hate customers but I thought I’d get to 60 and have a hard time thinking of more but this was surprisingly and scarily easy. I can still come up with more even. In no particular order.

1….

i’ve experienced 90 of these at least once. five just havent happened to me, the other five dont apply to my store. 90

xsista:


I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from

The most accurate representation of math I’ve seen yet.

Reblog if you think tattooing is an art form

bookjunkie26:

Trying to prove a point

how is putting art on someones body not an art form? youre literally making art 98% of the time then stabbing it into somebodys skin

165

misterelguapo:

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

killbenedictcumberbatch:

willowmansdaughter:

Martin & Cracker

what kind of name is martin for a dog